BANGANG!

Considering the fact that I was (quite) lucky this year, I never knew that I would be so lucky this time to hit the jackpot.

I guess you guys already know, that I GOT SELECTED FOR National Service. Boon or bane? Yay or Nay? I still consider it as a BANE. Sending me to some alien place with the worse facilities ever for 3 months? Thanks, but no thanks. I'd rather spend 3 months of my life doing something worthwhile, and not going through hell on earth.

"Eh, NS fun ma, "

Yeah, fun. To die early is equivalent to fun?! I really can't see myself putting my life in jeopardy. I wonder why they ever implemented this stupid programme, and everyone wants it to be scraped off, but yet, despite harsh criticisms from the public, they still choose to continue this stupid sh*t which is a total waste of money and land. Not like its something so MEMBANGGAKKAN. SIALLLLLLL!

If only the place was well-kept and maintained, and the trainers are professional enough (not the type who would stuff you with PANADOL when you're sick, whether fever/flu/diarrhoea/constipation), I would definitely go. But things aren't the way we expect to be.

And regarding those far fetched objectives, I find it rather ridiculous. To instill patriotism in an 18-year-old teen within 3 months? Excuse me, don't you think 3 months is a wee too short, and what more, to instill patriotism in a rebellious 18-year-old teen? This a lifelong learning thing, and how can you learn this in just 3 months with all those propagandas. Those blatant lies. Even kids take years LAR, for goodness' sake.

You never know how I enraged I was when I received the SMS that I was selected for NS. They shouldn't congratulate me at all, they should apologize to me for choosing me to go through hell on earth. Among the other victims (1/2 of my class got selected) were TPK, Ben, Jo Yee, Jasmine, Amily, Thuvija, Kenneth, Ken, Ai Lynn, Ling and the list goes on. We were dumbfounded that all of us who kena-ed were Chinese (just stating the irony), and the number of people who kena-ed was like, practically half the class, while other classes had only <10. Super bias weyyy.

SHADDUP LAHHH. I'm brushing this matter aside, because I feel that I should concentrate on my upcoming trials and SPM, and not wasting my time criticizing NS. Because I know I will never stop criticizing, there are just too many things to criticize anyway. No full stop one, I tell you.

"Brush it off aside. This shouldn't deter you from doing well in SPM,"

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MY MOMMA. Jiwang Jiwang~~

After deliberating for quite some time, go mai just go LOR. Maybe it'll sharpen my survival and leadership skills. HAHAHAH. Angkut bakul sendiri, eh. LOL. TPK said maybe he'll bring back his wife from NS. WTH man.

MOAN WITH ME, PEOPLE. IF THESE WORDS WERE PEOPLE, I WOULD HAVE EMBRACED THEIR GENOCIDE. Pun intended. I'm done (: Kthxbai